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Mother’s Milk
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The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict…
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it’s now illegal to print...
Dumb Alabama Laws
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New rules for dieting!
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Casey and Riley
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What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.
Only three doors
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The Taxi Driver
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Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...