Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
Chief wants beer!
An American-Indian walks into a saloon with a shotgun in one hand and a...
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child?
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? Because dad can’t keep his...
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
M & M Factory
Q. Why can’t blonds work at the M & M Factory?A. They throw out...
The bronze statues
|A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...