Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
Short Lawyer Jokes III
Q: Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site...
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Three old ladies are walking down the street…
Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew,...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
The Snow White Ad!
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come...
Definitions of Children
AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex...
What Gets Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
Unfaithful Mates
Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their wives. Henry started...
Stupid Insults 21/31
Not an idiot, but plays one in his life. Not as dumb as he...