Priest Vs Rabi Confession
A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional...
New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...
Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing...
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation…
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation.After a while one...
Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
Affluance
A rich society lady was being driven home in the rain when her Rolls...
Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
Cow gives birth
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his...