Making a bet at a bar
|Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob
Just Before I Die
Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles...
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to a…
A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to adrawing he was doing with...
What’s for Dinner?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.The chief comes...
The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...
Phone keeps ringing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...