Studied For Five Days
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was...
Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as...
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many…
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided...
First Man?
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, “Honey, you can tell...
Cartwheeling Blondes
What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?A blonde doing cartwheels!
A Hot Day
It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of...
Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
Husband Looks Bad
The doctor came out of the operating room to talk with the man’s wife....
A Hookers Life
A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend.”I put on stocking on one...