A drunk Irisihman falls
|O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
Lord, what’s a man?
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.”Lord, I have...
Sneezes
A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After...
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner?
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner? A baby with a...
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken.
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home…
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,”Please send me some food. All they...
The third wish
A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
Sleeping on the job
|Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk 15. “They told...