Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
Rights
George: Sam u wanna hear a jokeSam: sureGeorge: Womens Rights
Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...
Inlaw/Outlaw Difference
What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! or You can...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
Hillary and Bill at baseball game
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the year, and everyone...
Bath Time.
It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath, and young nun, Sister Magdalene...
I’m Turner Brown
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
Mrs. Prussy
The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school...