Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...
A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks…
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I...
Legion Camel #3
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.
Skydiving blind
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
Doing the Dishes
A young man has always dreamed on owning a Harley Davidson. One dayhe has...
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could…
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.’God,’ he prayed, ‘I...
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates…
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates,...
How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?
Q: How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?A: Because he lived at home...