You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
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Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south…
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south when he decided he wanted...
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A Polak, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
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How to impress a woman.
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What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
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What are the three fastest means of communication?
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Daffynitions!
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