Useless Inventions
Non stick Cellotape Solar Powered Flash Light A black highlighter pen Glow in the...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.
Moon Mission
Moon MissionNASA is launching a rocket to the moon. On board there are two...
A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking…
A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor wereshipwrecked on...
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting…
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting….she says “I’m breaking up with you.” “Why??”...
Man On Bridge
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing...
Yo mama’s head so small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. Yo mama...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...