What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching…
The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching and Johhny has still not decidied what...
Florida Crazy Law
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging. It is considered an offense to...
The guide to wife translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Only A Head
Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately,...
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
Rude Doctor!
Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife’s been...
Play Pens
Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best...
Where does he work?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....