I Want to Buy That
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Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
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A computer was something on TV From a science fiction show A window was...
Have you ever tried worm pie?
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Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
One wish to each
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Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...
Soldier’s Ambition
An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, “What’s...
12 days of Christmas (Santa Cruz style)
THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS…. SANTA CRUZ STYLE…On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically...