Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
Clean those restrooms
|On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign...
Wedding preparation guidelines
|Announcement:It is the responsibility of the bride’s family to announce the wedding in the...
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and...
What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
A killer butterfly!
|What’s pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?A killer butterfly!
Interview with Hillary
Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the...