BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?Because it does not need...
Sex Statistics
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Pictures from police
|A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.A...
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife…
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
DUMB Questions Part 4!
What is a “free” gift? Aren’t all gifts free?What makes cheese so confidential that...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.