Little Johnny’s Lessson
One day Ms. Nelson, a kindergarden teacher, was giving a lesson on imagination. What...
Morals of Story
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
Try to explain women
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks...
I Love You
English….. Spanish….. Te Amo French…… Je T’aime German…… Ich Liebe Dich Japanese…. Ai Shite...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
For Cat Lovers.
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.Anything on the ground is a cat...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
Don’t Be Sexist!
Don’t be sexist. Broads hate that!
Gas stations..
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone...
Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....