Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
Paper or Plastic?
One day a guy went to a grocery store and the bagger boy asked...
Spin doctors!
|What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!
How the Angel got on the tree!
One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his...
Your mama so stupid
Your mamma’s so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...
Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? – Neither did he.