Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
Picking on Chelsea Clinton :)
One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office.He was...
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...
At College
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?A: A...
Fallen bridge
|A blond and her blond boyfriend went for a walk along the river.The blond...
Dealing with a lawyer
A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
A young peasant girl of fourteen…
A young peasant girl of fourteen went to work in a broom factory. After...
How do you make a butterfly
|How do you make a butterfly?Flick it out of the butter dish with a...