Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
Pilot On Drugs
“Ways You Can Tell Your Pilot is on Drugs”10. All the in-flight meals are...
Who Is God?
A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, “Is...
Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...
The bad and the worse news
|A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor...
Money talks.
A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you...
Yo mama is so nasty
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty...
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital…
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital in the middle of the night,...
Quotes of Yogi Berra
|Yogi Berra Quotes”Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”"Baseball...
Rules for Cats
Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run1. CHAIRS AND RUGS: If...