What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their...
Advice From Mom
A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed...
Best Foot Forward
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?It ends up in...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
A Koala and a Hooker
A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds...
How do dentists become brain surgeons?
How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.
Nun Attacked by Gorilla
Three nun’s were touring the local zoo one sunny afternoon having a picnic. While...
Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
Want me to paint for you?
|A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and...
A closer call
The Pilots One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner...