Lease nuclear weapons
|Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events?...
Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
The following statements were found on patient charts…
The following statements were found on patient’s charts during a recent review of medical...
Polak At Cockfight
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Lawyers Abode (Classic)
Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took...
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny…
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny wearing...
CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God’s way of reminding men how inadequate they...
Sid and Barney play golf
Sid and Barney head out for a quick round of golf. Since they are...
The truth about beer.
Yesterday, after extensive testing, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones…...
Brand Name Condoms
Which condom would you use?Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...