Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
Flowers
A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see’s her husband, and...
No Arguments
Six months into a marriage, a man was asked by his best friend how...
The problem with Santa!
1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of...
Brain Store
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
The Laws of Work…
The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes...
Insult Collection #1
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you,...
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...