HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two...
Who was drinking more?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why, How, and Ifs?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink...
Life Quotes
To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good,...
Difficult shot
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
Elephant jokes 14
|Why shouldn’t you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he’d rather go to the...
Leper at the World Series
A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he...
What is this?
|When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du...