Rubbers
What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire...
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...
Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...
Only A Head
Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately,...
Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...
Tombstone Epitaph V
Tombstone Epitaph in Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:Here lies the...
A dangerous job
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He...
10 Reasons Not To Jog
1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s...
How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
Letters from charities
|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day,...