Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
Belly Button
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Her boyfriend was also blonde.
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
A Negro was travelling in china…
A negro was travelling in china. In a remote village, he came upon an...
Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game…
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season....
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
Writing letters to son
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...