Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair…
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl...
Assign the punishment
Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett,...
Yo mama is so nasty
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty...
Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter
A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders senta message...
A middle manager is called into his bosses office…
A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning.He is...
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
You might be a redneck if…beer
You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
The SUPER Salesman…
A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. “Sorry, we...