Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
St Peter and the Three Nuns
Three Nuns died and were up at outside the gates of Heaven. St. Peter...
Genie and Mother-in-law
A man finds a lamp and decides to rub the dust off. Then, you...
Years of Bad Sex
A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and...
Three-legged Dog
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to...
Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...
Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
Give 100%
ALWAYS GIVE 100% AT WORK:12% Monday 23% Tuesday 40% Wednesday 20% Thursday 5% Friday
The Bartender and the Blonde
A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde...