The Ford Slogan
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!
Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...
Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!
Boy Sees Elephant
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. So they...
Leave a Specimen
This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to...
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls...
Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner…
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner “Mom& Pop” grocery...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Breaking News
Q: What did the blonde do when she locked her keys in her car?A:...