Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
Liberal Episcopalians
Q: Hey… Did you here about the new Episcopal Church that justopened up?A: They...
The man approached the very beautiful woman…
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You...
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
Blonde and Hairdresser
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working...
Toddler Miracle Diet!
New Miracle Diet!Flabby people are always on the lookout for a new diet. The...
Life Science Final Exam
The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life scienceclassroom staring at a question...
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
Ford
What does Ford stand for?Found On Rednecks Driveway!