You Know You’re Getting Older When
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Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Surgical Error
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his...
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
mosquitos religious
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!
A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking…
A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor wereshipwrecked on...
This tells me that I must be drunk
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