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Wee Jordy
One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of...
Higgins lived in Staten Island,
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Wedding preparation guidelines
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Cartwheeling Blondes
What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?A blonde doing cartwheels!
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
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My Pa Won’t Like It
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived...