Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away…
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for...
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No Legs, Ditch
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a...
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
Bear on a Rampage
Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear...
Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green...
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Food laughs & humor
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