The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Idiot Sightings!
IDIOT SIGHTINGS…Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the...
Blonde quickies 1-20
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!Q: How...
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
A young couple decided to wed…
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive....
Saddam and Clinton
What might’ve happened:Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first...
Two men were walking along the street when…
Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his...
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?? An ex-wife and...
2 cute ones…
One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she...
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
|Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time...