Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him...
Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
The 3 Priests (classic)
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to...
What did the maggot say to another?
|What did the maggot say to another?What’s a nice maggot like you doing in...
Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...
The traffic ticket.
A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work toappear for...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IX
Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and...
Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!
Stupid Insults 16/31
His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His...