Yogi Bear
Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another...
Black Peas???
How did Black eye peas get their name?They were fighting over the Chick peas!
A Fire Truck
One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
EMT response times.
Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times. ?Since...
Brand new
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.
Top ten signs that you are too drunk
|10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...