When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began…
A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began to be muchin the...
It finally dawned
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he setthe man’s...
What did the maggot say to another?
|What did the maggot say to another?What’s a nice maggot like you doing in...
What does a lion call a antelope?
What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica
Rough
Tell ya what though, I don’t have it nearly as rough as one of...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
Orange penis
An old man goes to the doctor and says “Dr., I don’t know what’s...
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!