Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
Robbed A Bank
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that robbed a bank?A: She tied up...
The Proposition
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
Guilty as sin
Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because...
You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
Bees
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!
What kind of clothes are there?
What kind of clothes are there?women: clean & dirtyMen: Clean,almost clean,sorta clean,not bad,dirty,really dirty,nasty...
A game of animal football
|The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. “I know a really...
Free Bread
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.