Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...
Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him...
How is a woman like an airplane?
How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
Happy Happy
A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that when she...
One day an older fella was in for a checkup…
One day an older fella was in for a checkup.After his examination, his doctor...
Reasons Women Should Not Have Freedom of Speech
Reasons Women Should Not Have Freedom of Speech…1. She doesn’t need to talk to...
These two women went out for a night on the town…
These two women went out for a night on the town and got just...
Why Two Nostrils?
A mother was having dinner with her two young children when her three year...
Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...