Monahan stumbled into a saloon
|Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. “Say,” he said to the bartender, “how...
If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant…
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is...
Relationships to Weddings
Relationships: First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship –...
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...
Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
God Quotes
It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God,...
Four Kids
There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.Poop was riding his...
Lonely Cow in Field
Q: What do you call a bull in the middle of a field spanking...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...