How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
baseball vs law
What is the difference between baseball and law?In baseball, if you’re caught stealing, you’re...
The Case of the Smoked Cigar
A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purchased a case of very rare, very expensive...
POE and PCs
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
Some stupid truckers
|While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to...
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
A man in a state of excessive inebriation…
A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle...
Out of the tree
How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you...