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The Masked-quito!
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Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
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The 2 deer hunters.
Two guys are out hunting deer…The first guy says, “Did you see that?…pointing to...
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Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.
Little Johnny’s Lessson
One day Ms. Nelson, a kindergarden teacher, was giving a lesson on imagination. What...
Wrong suggestion!
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a...
Because they’re wrigleys!
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