Bad Joke
There is a drunk driver. He goes and hits a car with a woman...
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building…
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand...
Cat jokes 03
|Q: What looks like half a cat?A: The other half!Q: What was the name...
But I’m not a Giants Fan…
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
Breast Awareness
Finally, something other than smiley faces….Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts(*)(*)Big...
What do you call a dog…
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!