Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
Arguments
Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?A quadraplegic...
How do I get across that river?
|A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river....
The Bachelor Diet
The Bachelor DietMondayBreakfast – Who can eat Breakfast on a Monday? Swallowsome toothpaste while...
And yet another Clinton joke
They just found out Clinton’s been stuffing turf in his underpants.They’re for grass roots...
Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
Toddler Miracle Diet!
New Miracle Diet!Flabby people are always on the lookout for a new diet. The...
During the World War II…
During the World War II, an American warship was attacked by the Japanese. A...