Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
We need to help these people
|A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.Doctor: We...
Thoughts From Women…
Thoughts From Women About Being A WomanThe hardest years in life are those between...
Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
Who can say this sentence?
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having...
Clinton and the Beer Cans
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There’s one thing...
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical…
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came...
some scientific exploration
|Recently, Germany conducted some scientific exploration involving their best scientists. Core drilling samples of...