How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
The New Samurai
Way back in the time of the samurai, there was a powerful emperor.This emperor...
Wishing
A man and woman were lying in bed on night and the woman said...
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...
Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
A Hookers Life
A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend.”I put on stocking on one...
The Contest with GOD!
There was a group of scientists and they were all sitting around discussing which...
Jewish mothers
Did you hear about the tramp who walked up to the Jewish mother on...