What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.
I live in the flat above Paddy
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A guy from weather bureau
Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was...
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce...
Mice Krispies!
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Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
Only A Head
Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately,...
Balls!
Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf...
Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index...
Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t:
Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t…Have you looked through her briefs?He is...