Throwing away garbage
|An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large...
Dangerous Squirrels
A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe?s first...
In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems…
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems of “Tomahawk” missiles — now they’re called...
The nun get’s her fortune
This nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down...
Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.
Scottie (Star Trek)
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
The local District Judge
|The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of...