Buying drinks at a bar
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Idiot Chicken Farmer
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens...
Politically Correct LEXICON
Insensitive Term—Preferred Term: ETHNICITYPC people do not recognize the term, “race,” as validBlack- African-Canadian,...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
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Up in Heaven
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
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The Farmer and his boys…
A farmer had three sons. One day his oldest came to him and said...
Men Are Like Popcorn
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The FBI finally came back with the DNA results…
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