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Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
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A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is...
200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...
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What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
Where Am I!!!
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
Farmer Joe and his Mule
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take...
Marriage Lessons
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked...
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