As Long As A Cat’s Tail
Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of...
Signs that you are an Internet Junkie.
ADDICTED INTERNET JUNKIE!!!!1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been...
Mole Smells
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
Men’s Thesaurus
The new Men’s Thesaurus – on sale now at your local book stores!:”I’M GOING...
Shooting Cans!
A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun.”Can I help you...
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
The Pharmacist
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
The Feline Diet
|Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...